I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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