Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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