So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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