No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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