even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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