My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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