Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He kissed a someone with a penis
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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