And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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