A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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