ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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