Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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