I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
