First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize