it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
