And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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