I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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