if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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