oh god the rape fog is back!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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