girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
