Dual....:-)
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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