I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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