It's Friday. Sex?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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