And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
ttyl tear gas
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have post one night stand depression
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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