Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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