So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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