have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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