just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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