Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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