You just made me feel so damn special
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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