marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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