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Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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