I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize
