# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
