I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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