uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
