We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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