I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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