I will die if light touches me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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