I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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