I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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