did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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