is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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