wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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