Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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