this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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