I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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