People in love make me want to vomit
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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