Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
