Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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