Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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