Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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