You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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